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Monday, September 12, 2011

No Love For Japanese Teenaged Girl Prostitutes

I'm just taking a breather today... for a little bit, anyway... I usually publish at 12:01AM my time (EST in Toronto), but it may be another 13 hours before I actually post something a tad more interesting than this particular blog. Has anyone checked out the last one I did on the movie- Battle Royale? It's a blood and gore movie, but with an interesting plot. Very watchable. It's Japanese, with English subtitles... though I am sure you can find a downloadable torrent in the language of your choice. 

Anyhow... I just wanted to express my shock and awe that my blog on Japanese teenaged girl prostitutes has dropped out of the Top 5 of hits in the Japan - It's A Wonderful Rife blog!

I mean, really??!! How can readers not want to read up on teenaged girls selling themselves?!

How can men's soccer suddenly be in the #5 spot?! I'm a man. I love soccer! But who doesn't also love teenaged girl prostitutes?! I do! I mean... to read about. Shocking. Tsk-tsk!

My readers boggle my mind, sometimes. Sometimes in a good way, and other times in a baffling way.

Today, September 12 - it's the 2011 Miss Universe Pageant.

I'll be sure to bring along my viewing analysis of Miss Universe Japan 2011 at the pageant... but, and I hope I am completely wrong, I don't think she has much of a chance this year. Sorry, Maria. I still think you are hot, though. I am just not that impressed with your national costume... and that's the first thing the judges see in the contest, I think.

But what about teenaged girl prostitutes??!!  I even wrote a second blog enabling you horny visitors a way to translate their coded text messages so you know  where, when, how much, etcetera!

Oh well... soccer is the most beloved sport in the world. I played for years and coached women's soccer for eight more... but as an ex-player - and a pretty damn good one, in my day - there's nothing like playing the actual sport. I do get a bit bored watching it, because I know in most instances that I could have done what these professionals are doing...

Unlike the Japanese teenaged girl professionals. I would have liked to have been a male prostitute and charged by the inch, but I didn't want to starve. Just kidding. I have a great, big...

... appetite.

And so do you, dear readers... but apparently for soccer and Miss Universe. Oh well... Miss Universe I can understand... Hey... you know I even wrote about Miss Universe and Soccer together! C'mon! It's the best of both worlds! Maybe if they were hooking, it might be more interesting to me as a blogger...

Ha!

Cheers to all my loyal readers and to all of you who happen to accidentally click onto the blog while surfing the Internet for... whatever it is you are looking for - thanks for helping making September the best month yet - at least it looks like it's going to be that way by far!

Cordially,
Andrew Joseph

1 comment:

  1. I hate English football, I can't stand it,I prefer learning more about Japanese life
    And the way they think and do things,so do more about the female population.

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