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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Top 10 Guide To Biggest Tits In Japan

Okay... admittedly this blog is not for everyone. This is just, as the title suggests, a reference guide to which 10 prefectures have, by average, women with the largest bust sizes - based on a government survey.

According to a recent Playboy Weekly issue (dated May 14, 2012), it has discovered which prefectures have the largest bust sizes on Japan's women. Please note that no sumo wrestlers or gaijin are reportedly included in this.
Japanese boob scarves. No comment.

First, the survey seems to have discovered that the more northern climes produce a larger bust size in women, as the cooler temperatures means more fat is required to keep people warm, and thus, since a woman's breast is made up of fat...  yes, cold weather contributes to the creation of  subcutaneous fat, which contributes to breast size.

You might as well learn something while you think you are just getting figures on sexy women. But let's be honest here. It is just fat. Women do not need large breasts to be considered sexy or beautiful.

I may have joked about trying to find the perfect woman while in Japan - a red-headed Japanese woman with big boobs, but it's certainly not the be all and end all. It's a fantasy. A fantasy the media helps spread in every country via beauty pageants, actresses of various AV and regular film, so-called beauty magazines.

Now... since this is a guide to where the biggest boobs are in Japan (look at your local gaijin), just remember, that it's not really the bust size ala 36-22-36... it's the cup size that is important. I have known many women with a small back that only afforded them a 32-inch bust... but possessed a wondrous D-Cup, which look even larger and more spectacular with their small frame.

Just remember that cup sizes get larger as the alphabet gets deeper. A-B-C-D-D-E-F, et cetera
So... first... let's look at some empirical evidence on cup-sizes, and then go back to some 'research' that only discusses bust sizes in the different prefectures. You can visit each one of the 47 prefectures and make up your own mind. Sukebe (pervert).

Boobs on Japanese women have been, on average, getting larger over the past 30 years. According to Japanese lingerie maker Wacoar, back in 1980, 58.6% of the bras THEY sold were an A-Cup. At that time, they did not produce an E-Cup.

In 1992, while your less than humble author was still being a slut around Japan, only 25.9% of all of Wacoar's bras were an A-cup.

By 2004, only 10%  were an A-Cup.

Conversely, there was an increase in sales for bigger cup bras. In 2007, 12.7% of Wacoar's sales are for an E-cup. That means 27.7% of Japan's women are kyonyu (the owner of big boobs).

Okay... now...  let's take a look at some old data (1992, to be exact) that was gathered by the Japanese government for some reason. Jollies, perhaps.

A league of her own...


Tied #1) Yamagata-ken & Miyagi-ken  = 83.9 centimeters (33.03 inches)
Tied #3) Akita-ken & Iwate-ken = 83.6 cm (32.91 in.)
5) Niigata-ken = 83.4 cm (32.84 in.)
6) Fukuoka-ken = 83.3 cm (32.8 in.)
7) Hokkaido-ken = 83.2 cm (32.76 in.)
Tied #8) Aomori-ken & Tochigi-ken = 83.1 cm (32.72)
10) Gunma-ken = 82.9 cm (32.64 in.)

Despite the impressive representative numbers from the east of Japan, overall, the western part of Japan had a larger bust size! Of the Top 10 above, excluding Fukuoka, all the rest are from the northeast of Japan... the colder parts of Japan.

Globally, Japanese women are amongst the smallest with the bust-size. But, again... so what? Cup size is the universal factor when a man (or woman) is a staring at a women's sweater puppets.  
Cup size vs bust size
According to the Tokyo-based LClove cosmetic manufacturer, it checked out the breasts of 50 women in each of the 47 prefectures. They discovered two of the prefectures actually averaged an E-Cup; nine prefectures averaged a D (an impressive failing grade); 17 prefectures had a C-cup average; 18 prefectures had a B-cup average; and only poor done by Saitama Prefecture averaged an A-cup. 
If it's any consolation Saitama-ken... it was a small sample size (no pun intended). (Maybe a little pun was intended). But seriously - only 50 people per prefecture were surveyed. I would like to see a much larger sample done to truly determine a more accurate gauge as to which prefecture has the larger breasts.  

As a disclaimer, I really don't give a crap one way or the other about boob size/cup-size. While it is unfortunate that women everywhere are visually judged by others by how large or small their breasts are, it is still a reality. 

I'm just the messenger. 

By the way, regardless of it all, I am still proud of Tochigi-ken (where I lived) for its 8th place showing. Still, I wonder just why the hell the Japanese government was taking down bust sizes back in 1992!

Compiled by Andrew Joseph 

7 comments:

  1. Disgraceful! I'll have to look more closely for factual errors next time.

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    1. You didn't HAVE to remove your comment. It was fair.
      I try to present aspects of Japan that aren't always of the norm.
      I do find it a bit disheartening that the most popular blogs are all sex related (except for the one on Godzilla).
      I write lots of good ones on historical things like on Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture in Japan or history of aviation or cars or of The Commodore Perry history that affected Japan, and I get some reads, but nothing like the ones about sex. Sex sells. It's a sad truth.
      And... to be honest, I'm a bit embarrassed that those blogs are the ones people read the most.

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    2. You didn't HAVE to remove your comment. It was fair.
      I try to present aspects of Japan that aren't always of the norm.
      I do find it a bit disheartening that the most popular blogs are all sex related (except for the one on Godzilla).
      I write lots of good ones on historical things like on Frank Lloyd Wright's architecture in Japan or history of aviation or cars or of The Commodore Perry history that affected Japan, and I get some reads, but nothing like the ones about sex. Sex sells. It's a sad truth.
      And... to be honest, I'm a bit embarrassed that those blogs are the ones people read the most.

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  3. The Top 10 biggest breast of japan miss in this article ;-)

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