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Friday, October 11, 2013

Japanese Dominatrix Arrested For Not Having Medical License

On October 4, 2013, 43-year-old brothel manager named Fujisawa Yuka (surname first) was arrested by Kyoto prefectural police for practicing medicine without a license because during the act of dominatrixing or whatever you call it, she drew blood when sticking needles into male genitals.

Wow... I love the way the Japanese cops think - it's so... unthinking.

Look… whatever gets you through the night… but despite the fact that she was being paid by the men to insert long poky needles into their scrotum or wiener or (shudder) actual testicles - who the hell complained?

If that was your bag—being dominated and having needles inserted into your genitals—would you complain to the cops because she drew blood?

Well, here's the good news… none of the men poked actually lodged a complaint - probably because they are still trying to figure out how to zip up their pants. Or did they?

Japanese news reports are never quite clear.

Who's A Little Prick?
We do know that Fujisawa was arrested once before this… after she had reportedly inserted needles and drawn blood from three different men between June and September of 2013 - meeting in a Osaka hotel.

At that time, Mistress Fujisawa was the architect of her own demise, as police caught on after she posted photos of her doing naughty needle things to male genitals. 
Is it just me, or is anyone else getting squeamish… and… did it just move a little?

So… even though money had been exchanged between the men and Mistress Fujisawa (Thank-you Mistress!), she had been charged with practicing medicine without a license after she drew blood.

I assume it's because it comes with a heavier fine or punishment.

Well… better be careful, Japan… if you smash your car into someone or cut their ear while performing a haircut, you might be charged with practicing medicine without a license.

Japanese police, are without a doubt the most bizarre police for I have ever read about… (though I only have Canadian, British, American and Japanese references to draw (not blood) from).

You have to admit that it's a creative way to get someone off the street, as it were.

The first arrest and charge obviously didn't do a damn thing.

After stupidly posting photos of the interaction online…  and having the police see it, police evidence was found to charge her with displaying obscenity via electronic media. Armed with this evidence, police searched her residence and found needles, scalpels and surgical books.

Those surgery books are probably what led to her second arrest as someone not having a medical license.

Something Fishy
What bothers me the most is not the bogus charge against the Mistress (she made me say that under punishment of not being punished), is how these guys (her dominatrix boy toys) even though that having needles inserted or scalpels scalping things around their genitals would be something they enjoy.

While I wish the Mistress best of luck in the Japanese courts - why punish her? Can you imagine what these guys would be up to if they didn't have her to vent their sexual energy?

Let me give you a clue. Have you ever hard of Albert Fish? Here read this. I was hoping to create a comic book about serial killers entitled Mystery Ink… and Albert was my first topic. You can read about him HERE. Yeah, yeah - I'm sure someone will steal the idea. I wish I could find the script for that comic. It would scare you silly. And it was all true. 
X-Ray of Albert Fish showing needles stuck into his pelvis, anus and groin.
Shut the Eff Up And Take Your Effing Medicine!
Although Mistress Fujisawa has been arrested twice in the past couple of months, she says she has been plying her unique brand of social misstressjustice to anxious men for about eight years. That's eight years of cutting and needling and making enough money from it to not have to find so-called legitimate work.

Of course… in the same eight years, she could have gotten her medical license and been working as a surgeon in a hospital near you…. wearing thigh-high PVC boots and a leather bustier, whipping the patient into a state of shock and excitement… if you like that kind of thing. Or, owing to sexism in the Japanese medical community, Mistress Fujisawa could have become the head nurse.

Spank-you very much,
Andrew Joseph
The photo at the very top was found at http://www.lacarmina.com. It is NOT a photo of Mistress Fujisawa.

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