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Sunday, November 17, 2013

Virtual Reality Hand-job Game With Robot Arm

All I can say is: You really have to hand it to the Japanese.

Welcome to the world of virtual reality - live, in your home... which is where I suppose most guys enjoy their reality of having sex with a real live animated woman. No... not animated as in movement of real life, but rather animated as in animation... with some movement. And not even any of your own.

When people think of Japan, they think of many interesting things, amongst them: robotics, anime (cartoon animation) and sex. The Japanese seem to have a healthy or unhealthy obsession with all three, in fact.

Perhaps, the sex part is because they are forced to act all polite and stiff when out in public, but in the privacy of their own home or love hotel, they can release their own inner demons, or what I call hormones.

So... if you are the type of man who enjoys the privacy of his own home, likes the idea of having sex with a woman but does not have the means to have sex with a woman - IE: not enough money for hookers; lack of panache; are married; or simply doesn't enjoy the afterwards cuddling, perhaps the world of virtual reality sex is for you.

And... what if you could have virtual reality sex with an anime woman or man? No one would ever know, right? Except for the clerks who sold you the program, of course... and they're just envious of you, right?

So... here's how it works:
The Oculus Rift.

The Oculus Rift manufactured by Oculus VR, Inc. (an American company), is a virtual reality headset that allows you to only see the virtual world around you and nothing else. It was invented in 2012 and after seeking $250,000 in money via Kickstarter, after 36 hours broke $1-million, eventually closing with just over $2.4 million.

Now... it's NOT Oculus VR that appears to have created the next step in virtual sex, it was a Japanese group VR Japan who have taken the Oculus VR technology and created not only software for it, but have built something extra to make the virtual reality experience one that will make you come back for more.

I've done some virtual reality gaming about 20 years ago at the base of the CN Tower here in Toronto. It was me with a gun and a virtual reality headset on, blasting away at creatures and boxes that were 3D-shaped representations of creatures and boxes... that is to say they still had a hollow look to them... lines representing a 3D shape, but none of the substance.

Now - 20 years later - it appears as though there's substance to the 3D.

Anyhow... inside the virtual reality 3D world, you see the woman or man or your dreams... or perhaps it's closer to girl or boy of your dreams - this being Japanese anime, after all. I'm not saying the Japanese like'em young, but they do seem to like them to appear young - which is why so many in the subterranean world of Japanese sex scene they dress up as high school girls. It's an observation... and probably one I could back up with ease...

Anyhow... you see - since I'm a heterosexual male - a young female anime character, and she's blushing as she grabs your penis and begins massaging it up and down and up and down.
Great... it looks intriguing, but do you feel like you are getting a hand-job from an anime female? Are you really dabbling in water colors? (a paraphrasing of a line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

Yes, apparently, because that where the robotics cum in. A sexual robotic machine that is hooked up to a computer, just as the Oculus Rift is (and hooked on to your head... the one on your shoulders).

The sexual robotic machine is placed over your real penis, and it stimulates the penis in an up and down motion (put the lotion in the basket! - for you Silence of the Lambs fans) while what you see is the 14-year-old nymphette giving you a happy ending.

The developer within VR Japan is someone known only as "Ressentiment"... which is either something meaningful or just sh!tty spelling. Anyhow, this man - it has to be a guy - created the sexual robotic machine by combining the Occulus Rift with a controller called a Novint Falcon, that triggers sensations on the body of the wearer.

This Novint Falcon is a grip-based haptic controller that manipulates a Tenga, which is a Japanese device designed for self-pleasure while gripping the user's penis. I believe it's a version of the "Pocket Pussy" which has been on sale in better adult men's magazines for nigh on 20 years, if memory serves me. Look it up, if you don't believe me.


In this photo above, the Novint Falcon is the device holding the red penis grabbing Tenga device perched over the young man's crotch.

I'm going to guess this is something you don't have around to show the boys - who the hell wants to go second, or god help you, third?!

Here's a YouTube video showing the device in action mode, though in case you are wondering, NO, the test subject doesn't have his penis inputted into the sexual robot machine device...

Yes... even I have my moral standards.

Of course... this is a computer program-driven robotic arm servicing your penis. One can only hope there are no bugs in the program that end up having the robotic sex device ripping off your penis because you failed to treat the anime female in a dignified manner and then having it bugger you with your own severed penis...

(I do have an active imagination being a creative sort of writer, after all.)

But that probably won't ever happen. Probably.. because computers never screw up and hopefully because the folks at VR Japan have programmed in Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics:
  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Best to cover your ass and ask if YOUR robotic sex device knows of these rules. As well, please make sure you keep your robotic sex device clean.

"Oh, that Mister Miyagi... wax on... wax off."

The game is still in the beta testing phase - and is available in limited distribution, but it is expected to go on full sale to the pubic public sometime in 2014.
   
Anyhow, let me just end this with...

Thank-you, cum again,
Andrew Joseph
PS: I think I might need a bigger Tenga.

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