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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Squeezing Boobs For Charity

Where do I line up?

If you are in Tokyo on Saturday, August 30 beginning at 8PM - where? listen for the grunts - perhaps you can be a pervert and do some charitable work at the same time.

In what I can only call Japan's own Ohhhed to Joy, nine Japanese AV (adult video) stars want you to squeeze their breasts during "Boob Aid" to generate awareness and funds for the "Stop! AIDS" campaign.

I have no idea why there's an exclamation mark after the word "Stop!"

AIDS, of course doesn't kill you. It is the Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrome that weakens your immune system where a cold cold kill you. A better reference term is HIV (human immunodeficiency virus), as part of the term HIV/AIDS, which represents the entire range of disease caused by the human immunodeficiency virus from early infection to late stage symptoms. It is primarily transmitted via unprotected sexual intercourse (including anal and oral sex), contaminated blood transfusions, hypodermic needles, and from mother to child during pregnancy, delivery and even breastfeeding.

During the press conference for the event earlier this week, a very naive AV star named Rina Serina says: "I never thought my boobs could contribute to society."

Now, in an effort to ensure she had the goods to be a participant in this charity, I searched long and hard for an image of this young woman, but could not find one, as I suspect that either that isn't her real name, she has multiple AV names, or she's new to the whole scene. Sorry.

The nine AV idols are excited to be parts of this event, but have asked the charitable public to "please be gentle."

"I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs," expressed Rina Serina - no idea which is her last name because it's a fake one anyway - in a conversation to the Tokyo Sports newspaper. "But I would be very happy if you would please be delicate."

Keep in mind that this is a 24-hour event... the 12th such event since 2003, and it will be broadcast on adult cable television - so there will be evidence.

To cop a feel, men and women are asked to make a donation to the charity.

The 21-year-old Iku Sakuragi (come again?) says she doesn't mind her boobs being manhandled. "It’s for charity,” said the 21-year-old. “Squeeze them, donate money—let’s be happy."

That's her in the image above, and was the only photo of her I could find where she was clothed AND looked like she more that 14-years-old. Yeesh.

The event is sponsored or at least okayed by the Japan Foundation for AIDS Prevention.

Guys... I would suggest that you ensure your hands aren't sticky, aren't wet with sweat, and have no open sores on them. You may develop carpal tunnel syndrome some 30 minutes later.  

And - NO - regardless of the size of your donation, there will be no happy ending - except perhaps for those with AIDS.

Cheers
Andrew Joseph
Thank-you Vince for the head's up on this worthy event.  

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