According to my friend Barb, Hello Kitty is not a cat, and is instead referred to by brand owner Sanrio, as a cartoon character.
Uh yeah… I taught I taw a puddy tat…
(says Sylvester J. Pussycat)
But no… Hello Kitty, whose real name is Kitty White (I knew that), is apparently a little girl.
Fug me running. A little girl? A girl cat… an anthropomorphic girl cat. That’s what they say when an animal takes on human features or characteristics… such as Donald Duck… my personal hero because he doesn’t wear pants… typical sailor look in Japan, by the way.
Sanrio also says that Hello Kitty is a friend. D’uh. Although she never writes back, despite all of my attempts to initiate a conversation. Yeah, yeah… she has no mouth… but that’s why i sent e-mails…
So… she’s not a cat… which is why she is never shown on all fours… because I’, sure I’ve seen a lot of white kitties on all fours… but not Kitty White, come to think of it.
Yes… she walks on two legs… sits like a two legged human, and has never thrown her neck out trying to lick her own a$$. No, seriously… you will hurt yourself if you try.
Did you know she even has a pet cat of her own called Charmmy Kitty (on the right in image at top), who is also a white kitty, but in her case, she could probably lick herself… but Sanrio probably wouldn’t like it if she did.
For the record, Kitty White (aka Hello Kitty) also has a white hamster named Sugar, who was given to her by her boyfriend, Dear Daniel… aka Daniel Starr.
Now… if you were to Google Dear Daniel, you might see at the top of the heap a website from newnation.sg, which says that Daniel is also a girl.
He’s not. The website newnatiopn.sg purports to present “50% real news”… okay… so fair warning. It almost got me, but fortunately, I like confirmation from multiple sources - especially if I am going to present them to you, dear Daniel, er, reader.
So… Kitty White is not a cat… she’s a girl.
Sanrio missed the point.
Hello Kitty is NOT a girl… she is a cat-person (not a cat person), who looks like a cat, but behaves like a human being.
The fact that she has a pet cat herself is not proof of her humanness, but rather of her humanity.
I am a HUUUUUUUGE Donald Duck universe fan. Huuuge! I just bought some Uncle Scrooge (Donald’s uncle) books via E-bay… which will give me close to 2,000 duck-related comics.
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They are ducks… even have the last name of “Duck”, but are merely anthropomorphic representations of ducks, with their all too human antics, adventures and parenting. For example, Donald’s sister Dumbella (initially, but later just Ella) is the mother of nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie… so where the heck is she? Why is Donald looking after the boys? He just is… in an all too human way… doing the best he can with limited resources and an explosive temper.
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The point is… is that despite looking like a duck or a cat… they are indeed human.
Okay, Sanrio… ya got me.
I was all set to prove you wrong, and I accidentally proved myself wrong and you, correct.
Ya just can’t win against a big corporation.
So yeah… Hello Kitty… is a female girl.
She’s a Scorpio, in case you care, just like me.