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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

How To Trap Godzilla

Are you a large Asian metropolitan city?!?!

Are you the owner of a fleet of ships?!?!

Do you own a large power generation facility?!?!

Do you suffer from occasional bouts of Godzilla activity?!?!

Are your insurance premiums through the place where your roof used to be?!?!

Will your insurance even pay if it is an act of god-zilla?!?!

What can you do?!?!

Luckily all you have to do is make one simple phone call. Granted if you are on a landline, that may be nigh-on impossible as during any type of Godzilla infestation, the telephone lines are often the first to go.

Perhaps a cell phone?!?!

It doesn’t matter what you do, just contact the good folks of Wildlife-Traps.Com, a Geneva, Florida, U.S.-based company that not only specializes in getting rid of your unwanted Godzilla problem, but can also help with skunks, bears, raccoon and perhaps even those pesky gaijin! Simply click HERE to see how we can help.

By the way... I’m not a real Godzilla trapping expert though I do play one on the Internet.

By Andrew Joseph
Go on... Click there. It’s not spam. I would never on-purpose do something like that. Seriously... Or not seriously, you have to see the web-site.
No Godzilla’s were harmed during the making of this blog.

1 comment:

  1. Wow! They really did have tips on trapping Godzilla. I thought you were pulling my leg!